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Chicken Sushi My Arse

I think this is about...: :), cooking, friends, made ya look | at Thursday, November 12, 2009

Have you ever noticed people say some very funny things when they get worked up?

One of my friends was telling me a long winded rant about all of the monstrositys her parents are put her through over the course of her life, ("And don't even get me started on the time she tried to cut my hair. My life has never been the same.") when she came to the latest travesty she had been made to endure.

"And then today, she gives me my lunch, and she's like, oh, here's a treat, I've got you sushi. So I get all excited, right, and I am so pumped for this sushi, right? And then I look at it, and it's tuna. I have told her like ten billion times I hate tuna. But she never listens to me. Every single time we get sushi, I tell her, get me chicken. And you know what she does? She gets me tuna. It's like she never listens to me. Ever."

I couldn't stop laughing for hours, but maybe that's just me. Perhaps tuna sushi is the number one form of neglect in teenage girls? Maybe I'm making fun of a serious issue in today's society? Or maybe my friend is a complete idiot? Tough questions, I know.

xx Miss Moi

I laugh in inappropriate moments

I think this is about...: life, made ya look, moi | at Friday, October 30, 2009

I am not a serious moments kind of gal. I've tried. I have. But serious moments make me cringe, and cringing just takes the whole seriousness away, so basically we're back to square one.

Have you ever been having an extremely serious conversation with your parents, and you know how serious it is, and the seriousness is flowing through you, and then... you smile. You know as it crosses your lips you've pretty much just signed your death sentence. But you can't make it stop. And before you know what's happening you have this irresistible urge to laugh. And they are staring at you with a thousand daggers, but it stays there and suddenly... you're laughing. It's horrible, it's horrific, and it's true.

I don't know why. There is probably some underlying message in this that I find joy in pain and I'm a future murderer, but I don't know. What I do know is that I hate, completely and utterly, serious and awkward moments. There are so many ways that I find to get out of them. There is the phone flick, in which you fiddle with your phone pretending there is an extremely important, life threatening message embedded somewhere in the phone, which you have to flick around for hours to find. There is the fingernailing biting and/or dumbly staring at the said fingernails, which makes you look cool and detached, until, of course, they start bleeding. Or looking at a painting on the wall, pretending it is the most amazing thing in the entire universe and you could just stare at it for hours, when really, to tell you the truth, it just looks like a couple of dots and few squiggles to me. Or, and this one involves some props so you know we're getting classier, flicking through notes, or even better a bag, you have like you're searching for something. However, this does take some skill as you don't want it too long that you look weird, or too short that it seems like you weren't actually looking for anything. And then you have to do the whole thing at the end like, well, I guess it isn't there, although I totally thought it was. Which is why I was looking. Cough.

Oh, a couple of things before I depart. Firstly, very exciting news everyone. Gather round, gather round. I might be starting a vlog on the Student Edge website early next year with one of my friends, so I will keep you posted on that, and will make sure you check it out *menacing face*. And secondly, Happy Halloween! Go trick-or-treating! And no crappy excuses that you are too old. It's free candy people. You're never too old.

xx Miss Moi

Chicken Sushi My Arse

I laugh in inappropriate moments

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