Listless
I feel like writing a list. I have an inherrent love of lists, as you've heard before. But I haven't really sat down to a good list in a very long time. Sure, there's been a few to do's (currently very large so I probably shouldn't be sitting here writing this) but no good, hearty lists. So now I will attempt one.
My List of Reasons Why Students Should Not Get Homework on the First Day of School (to be submitted to the Principal of my school)
5. At the time the said homework is being handed out, you would usually be fast asleep.
So seriously, how can I be expected to remember any of it? I had enough trouble remembering to come to school this morning.
4. We've been away for 2 weeks, so anything we may have learnt before we went on holidays is most likely at some far recess of our minds.
Where it should be left.
3. In no movie do you see any characters doing homework, especially on the first day.
Take Harry Potter for example. You don't see Harry and Voldermort standing in a duel when Harry suddenly goes, "Oh, sorry, I forgot my teacher gave me extra trig tonight, better go home and do it." To which Voldermort replies, "Aw, bummer. Meet here tomorrow then?" "Yeah, sure. But, oh gosh this is so embarrassing, my parents might drop in if you try and kill me." "God, they are so strict." "I know, right."
2. What's so important I have to miss Spicks and Specks and Chaser's for it. Seriously. You should really think of these things before you hand out homework.
1. The main reason is, of course, you know noone's actually going to do it.
So what's the point in trying?
xx Miss Moi
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